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Gary The Garbage Man

Gary & Russ: The Unlikely Crew of Big Bertha

Author

Richard Kemner

Date Published

Gary the Garbage Man Part 2: teen Russ stands alone holding a fried fish plate at a church fish fry, RDK Truck Sales story

Gary & Russ: The Unlikely Crew of Big Bertha

Part 2 — How a kid who didn't belong anywhere found the one table with a seat for him

Russ, a tall teenager with curly red hair and a maroon hoodie, standing in the doorway of a church hall holding a plate of food while other tables are full of people
EVERYBODY HERE SEEMED TO HAVE SOMEBODY.

Russ Calloway was seventeen, new in town, and standing at the edge of St. Michael's fish fry with a plate and nowhere obvious to put it.

His mom was working at the hospital. Everybody here seemed to have somebody.

Under the Speaker

He found a little table beneath a speaker. The music was cheerful enough for six tables. His was receiving all six.

He tucked his elbows in and made himself a little island. Across the room, Gary noticed the island before he noticed the empty chair.

The Supper Slalom

Gary leaning sideways between folding chairs, balancing a tall plate of catfish and hush puppies on one raised hand across the parish hall

Across the hall, Gary was attempting to transport a mountain of catfish. A volunteer added one last hush puppy. Gary's knees negotiated a lower price.

He turned sideways between two chairs. His plate stayed level. His eyebrows did not. At the kitchen pass-through, another plate came toward him. Gary ducked. The catfish mountain passed underneath; Gary's grin arrived separately.

He straightened, triumphant. A chair scraped behind him. Gary performed a slow, magnificent pivot, as though supper had hired its own ballroom dancer.

You Gonna Eat That Tail Piece?

A hush puppy rolled down the mountain. Gary leaned left. It rolled right. He leaned right. It considered freedom.

Russ slid an empty saucer beneath it.

PERFECT LANDING.
Russ catching a rolling hush puppy on an empty saucer while Gary, balancing a plate piled high with catfish, leans over the table and smiles

Gary followed the saucer to its owner and set down his enormous supper. Then he spotted Russ's fish.

You gonna eat that tail piece? — Gary

"Yeah."

"Smart kid."

Gary pulled out the opposite chair. "Gary."

"Russ."

Gary said the name back like he'd been saving it.

The Amen That Would Not Land

Father Dom raising his hands in blessing at the table while Gary, hands folded, eyes his plate and Russ looks on, with a single hush puppy on a saucer between them

Father Dom raised his hands for the blessing. Gary folded his. His fork waited beside the mountain.

Father Dom paused. Gary reached. Father Dom remembered the volunteers. Gary's hand retreated.

Another pause. Another reach. Father Dom remembered the people washing up.

Gary's fingers reversed so slowly they seemed to be backing out of a driveway.

Finally, "Amen."

Gary kept both hands firmly clasped. He wasn't falling for that again.

Russ gently nudged the fork toward him.

Father Dom took the first bite. Permission from the very top.

Parallel Parking, Without the Cones

Gary in a green polo gesturing toward the door while Father Dom sits at a table with a napkin drawing of a truck and Russ stands beside him smiling
SOMETHING WAS ABOUT TO BECOME CONSIDERABLY LESS SIMPLE.

They ate. Gary asked what Russ liked doing.

"I can parallel park a trailer."

Gary lowered his fork with the care normally reserved for sleeping babies.

"Without moving the cones," Russ added.

Gary sat taller. "Well."

Outside, Emi slept beside the blue cooler, guarding a tray of extra hush puppies without applying for the position. The little committee behind the hedge had encountered a management problem.

Inside, Gary borrowed a green crayon. Russ recognized the expression: something was about to become considerably less simple.

The Diagram That Ate Supper

Gary and Russ leaning over a long table where a green crayon drawing of Big Bertha, a rear loader garbage truck, stretches across several taped-together napkins
HOOD. WHEELS. REAR LOADER.

Gary drew Big Bertha on a napkin. Hood. Wheels. Rear loader.

The back end ran off the edge. Gary added a napkin. Then another. Russ moved his water. Father Dom returned with his supper and moved that too.

The drawing reached a salt shaker.

Gary drew a road around it.

The napkin drawing of Big Bertha now has a crayon road looping around a salt shaker while Father Dom looks on from behind Gary and Russ raises a glass, laughing

Father Dom tried to retrieve his fork. Gary politely drew him a crossing. Russ supplied a fresh napkin before Gary even asked.

Russ set a hush puppy beside one wheel. Gary studied the improvement, then ate it.

Spare. — Gary, on the hush puppy

Father Dom quietly moved his entire chair.

In Gary's imagination, crayon Bertha lifted right off the paper. She rolled across the tablecloth, squeezed past the salt-shaker mountain, and proudly collected a crumb.

Then her enormous paper rear end stuck between two water glasses.

Gary's cheeks puffed. His hands squeezed invisible machinery. "Whump."

Back in the real hall, nothing had moved except Gary. Russ laughed so hard he set his fork down.

The First Look Inside Bertha

Through the church hall window at dusk, Big Bertha the green rear loader with expressive eyes and a Gary's Trash Service door badge raises one eyebrow while Gary's shoulder is visible in the foreground
SHE APPEARED TO HAVE A FEW NOTES.

Through the window, the real Bertha raised one eyebrow. She appeared to have a few notes.

Gary offered to introduce them properly.

Outside, he gave Bertha a sweeping bow, then remembered which side her passenger door was on. Russ followed, smiling.

"RDK down in Tampa found us each other," Gary said, patting the door beside its little badge.

With Gary beside him, Russ climbed into the parked cab. Hands on the rails. Feet on the steps.

Russ in his maroon hoodie climbing the steps into the dark green cab of Big Bertha, gripping the grab rails, with the door badge visible beside him

Gary began pointing out features. Russ pointed to a folded napkin tucked above the passenger seat.

Gary paused.

"Spare."

Bertha's eyes drifted heavenward.

Big Bertha, at a Glance

Rear loaderBody type
33,000 lbEmpty weight
Tampa, FLSpecced and sold by RDK

Chair Valet

Back inside, the volunteers were clearing up. Russ joined them. Gary volunteered for chairs.

One folded chair. Two. A third volunteer approached with another.

Gary's smile remained visible above the stack. Then only his eyebrows.

Russ gently stopped the delivery and rolled over the empty chair rack. Gary tried to turn his armful toward it. Too wide.

Russ guided the rack sideways into the gap, neatly between two table legs.

Gary hugging a tall stack of folded chairs while Russ pushes a wheeled chair rack toward them, both smiling, in the warm parish hall

Gary stared at the perfect parking job.

"WITHOUT MOVING THE CONES."

Father Dom raised both hands. This time, Gary immediately put the chairs down.

Quiet on the Steps

Gary and Russ sitting side by side on the church steps at dusk with the warm lit hall doorway behind them

On the church steps, Russ lingered while the last families collected their dishes. Nobody was asking him to leave. He just hadn't learned what happened after that.

Gary sat beside him.

"Good night?"

Russ nodded. "Yeah." Then, a little surprised, "Really good."

Gary knew that surprise. Years ago, he'd sat alone at a different supper, making a plate last until leaving seemed normal. Somebody had pulled up a chair.

That was what he'd remembered when he saw Russ. Not a helper. Not somebody to impress. Somebody who could use company.

Russ could hear dishes clinking inside. Earlier, that sound had belonged to everybody else. Now he recognized the people doing the washing up.

Somebody had pulled up a chair. — and that was the whole trick

Place Saved

Emi came out and settled against Russ's boots. Behind her, the little committee finally carried off one hush puppy. It took four plans and absolutely no applause.

Gary didn't fill the quiet. For once, there wasn't a diagram for this part.

"Next Friday?" he asked.

Russ looked back at the warm windows.

"Yeah."

Next Friday, he walked straight in. Gary had saved him a plate. Father Dom was already eating. A single blank napkin waited between them.

Russ in his maroon hoodie walking confidently across the parish hall floor toward the crowded tables, with a small smile

Russ unfolded another and placed it alongside.

"Spare."

Gary grinned. Emi's tail thumped beneath the table.

Gary and Russ seated at a white-draped table in the parish hall while Emi, the curly goldendoodle, sleeps on the floor beneath it

The chair was already pulled out. This time, Russ knew it was his.

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